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So Ralph, you are back! What have you been up to? Why has it been so long?
Well, I have been in the USA trying to start my own 'celebrity' religion. It was good to start off with, I had a few dedicated followers, mainly celebrity pets. I figured if I could get the pets on board then the owners would follow. Unfortunately the strict rules about ham and regular pouches of Felix cat food meant most celeb types just couldn't handle the weight gain so had to turn back to Scientology.
Well I suppose it was worth a try! I hear you got quite friendly with a certain queen of pop whilst you were away...
Yes Britney! I LOVE her, poor thing she has had a lot of flack recently and it is not fair I happen to have a very fluctuating waist line and I would hate it if everyone scrutinised my every move. I would have to give up ham for starters which would be devastating. Anyway we are besties now, she even asked me to pose for a Ralph print zippy she was having made.
Wow that must have been great! It does look a lot like you actually. I am sure it was worth the near starvation to be immortalised in sweat-shirting.
Yes it was! I got Heidi to make me my very own 'trash princess' personalised cardi to wear in tribute to Britney. This is a miniature Ralph sized version of the new ones appearing on heidiseeker.com in the next week or so. I wear it all the time and always get loads of compliments.
It does look AWESOME Ralph! So any other celebrity news?
Yes I have been keeping quiet about this but I feel I need to speak out! I happen to know that two awesome hit artists are not entirely what they seem. Next time you are at a festival have a look underneath Kate Nash's keyboard. You may see my good friend Nasher. Nasher plays all of the songs and sings when Kate forgets her words. I am only speaking out because I heard Kate had cut down Nasher's after-show sitting on knee and getting cuddles time because he kept making holes in her gorgeous vintage frocks. poor Nasher, he needs cuddles or he gets very low self esteem.
I also needed to mention my other feline pal, Muffy. She is the real talent behind indie songstress, Duffy. Duffy doesn't really like singing very much and prefers frolicking about on freezing welsh beaches. So whilst she ropes unsuspecting passers by into playing frisbee with her and looking windswept and gorgeous my friend Muffy toils away. She is the voice behind Duffy and recorded her whole album in secret. Due to legal paperwork she cannot officially disclose what she was paid but I happen to know she didn't get the requested gourmet kitbits and had to make do with cockles Duffy found on the beach. If she had agreed to let me manage her it would never have happened.
Crikey Ralph! I had no idea.
Yes it goes on a lot more than you would have thought. I happen to have laid down a few tracks for Beyonce in my early days. It was totally worth it as she gave me loads of cuddles and let me play with her dangle earrings.
Well thanks for sharing all your latest news with us Ralph, please don't leave it so long to come back next time, we missed you!
Heidi | 1:04 PM | Comments (7)
Hey hey! We thought we would tease you with a bit of a sneak peek at our new range of cardigans. All of our gorgeous fine knit cotton cardigans will be machine washable and are guaranteed to turn heads. Below is a sneak look at our new tattoo cardigan. We will also be bringing back some older much requested designs as well as a... wait for it... drum roll please... PERSONALISED range of cardis similar to those done for the Pipettes last year. These wonderful goodies should be appearing in the next month or so.
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Heidi Seeker faves CSS have confirmed that their second album, Donkey, will be released in July. WooHoo! Head over to their website for more info and check out a track below.
Rat Is Dead (Rage) by CSS (click to download the mp3)
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Whoop whoop! We are soooo excited! All our smaller products are now snug as bugs in their brand new cute packaging. There are three different designs so hopefully if your order a few things you will get a selection. Not only does the new packaging add an extra line of defense against violent postal workers it also means if you are giving some Heidi stuff as a prezzie it looks extra cute! Yipeee!
Heidi | 3:27 PM | Comments (8)
Lassoo by The Duke Spirit (click to download the mp3)
We have been rawwwking out of late to The Duke Spirit, one of the most underrated female fronted bands around. Their second album Neptune is released on Monday and sounds as awesome as their first.
The Duke Spirit - Lassoo (Live on The Henry Rollins show)
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